Christmas Elves Need Hookups Too

Christmas eCards come in all sorts of styles, ranging from the serious traditional approach featuring old, classic illustrations to eCards that focus on the lighter side of the holidays.  Some of those can even get a bit edgy and off-color at times.  Personally, I enjoy these the best for most of my friends and relatives on my Christmas card list.

One online greeting card that definitely falls into the latter category is a new funny Christmas eCard from Egreetings (”A Christmas Pick-Me Up“) that features raunchy pickup lines from one of Santa’s elves.  I enjoy reading lists like most people, and seeing this video of a Christmas elf and his top five pickup lines for a yuletide booty call was pretty funny.  I was just surprised that “No, that’s not a candy cane, but I am happy to see you” didn’t make his list.