Top 10 Free Funny Christmas Cards on Egreetings
December 14, 2006
It looks like Egreetings is giving its visitors some extra gifts this Christmas season. More of its Christmas cards are now free for a limited time, including some funny eCards featuring familiar holiday classics. Here are my top free Christmas eCards on Egreetings this year:
A Christmas Story Memories and Double Dog Dare: I’m a huge fan of the holiday classic “A Christmas Story,” and both of these cards show funny scenes from the movie including the leg lamp, Ralphie wearing the bunny suit, and, of course, Flick getting his tongue stuck on the flagpole as part of the legendary triple dog dare. These cards are great to send to people as they prepare to watch Ralphie long for the Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle during the 24-hour extravaganza on TNT on Christmas Eve.
Leslie And The LY’s: Christmas Rap!: This free Christmas card is funny on many levels. You have a bad Christmas rap song performed by overweight, unattractive, tone-deaf white women in gaudy jumpsuits. This is comedic gold, right?
Drunken Santa, Cocktail Party and Holiday Spirits: When you pair up Christmas and alcohol, unintentional comedy usually follows, as seen by these three free Christmas ecards. If you are recovering from a few too many beverages at the company Christmas party, you will enjoy seeing a sloshed Santa knock back some Christmas ripple. Also, the guide to drinking at your office Christmas party is sure to come in handy while imbibing with your coworkers. Finally, “Holiday Spirits” shows that Scrooge-like crankiness, some booze and Christmas carolers can all work together.
Smells Like Christmas: If low-brow humor is what you are after, can you really go wrong with farting reindeer?
The free Christmas eCards above only require you to put in the email addresses for yourself and the card recipient. You can also send any of the other Egreetings cards free for 30 days. Those types of eCards require registration and your credit card, but you will only be charged if you like the cards and decide to stay on as a member after 30 days. Some of my favorite free Christmas cards that fall into this assortment include the following:
Pimp Santa’s Ride: Santa’s sleigh needs a little pick-me-up. Pimp it out.
Queer Eye for the Mean Guy: For the fashion conscious: Scrooge gets a visit from the Fab Five.
Snowflake Feeding Frenzy: Don’t eat too many snowflakes: there’s a surprise in the sky!
There are a lot of good free Christmas eCard options out there on Egreetings that will make people laugh–give some of them a try!
December 15, 2006 at 5:23 am
I just checked out the cards. They are really cool. I especially liked the Drunken Santa ecard. Afterall Santa also needs to have a li’l bit of boozing to keep the christmas spirit alive…lol !!
December 17, 2006 at 7:37 am
Oh these are just hilarious. I love the ones from The Christmas Story and the Elf Pickup Lines had me rolling. Happy Holidays!
December 17, 2006 at 5:27 pm
[...] Seriously… if you haven’t sent our your cards yet, you probably aren’t going to. Be honest. So, it’s time to look at some free Christmas cards that’ll save the day. [...]
November 18, 2007 at 10:44 am
Dude these cards are pretty damn halarious. I definately laughed out loud on a few. My two favorites were snakes on a sleigh and the christmas rap. That chicks rap had me rolling… when she said happy kwanza, it was outta this world, but i guess you’d have to be up having a wake and bake like me to think its funny. However, the snakes on a sleigh was rediculously funny!!!!! My brother is a movie buff and he will love this shit! Merry Christmassssssssss….. =)
November 21, 2007 at 6:56 am
Great blog! I think that the cards look absolutely hilarious!